After living above a very noisy neighborhood in the heart of Manhattan for several months, I've still not become accustomed to all the bloody honking.
So I've decided that threatening with fines isn't scaring anybody. I herby propose that these criminals breaking the 'Don't Honk' rule need to face more severe punishments.
There are 2 levels to my plan,
1. First time law breakers are subject to having a comedy horn, so that every time they punch their wheel in anger a joke noise comes from their front end.
2. If this doesn't deter the perpetrator they will move up to Level "Crazy Annoying songs that get stuck in your head." This horn only plays to the inside of the vehicle and I think the rest is self explanatory.
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